Contact

Lodge Your Inquiry

File a Honk
With Bruce

Bruce reads every message. He responds to most of them. He has opinions about all of them. Response time: when the detour clears.

Section I

Submit Your Grievance

General enquiries, order questions, press, collaboration, or just something you needed to say to a goose. Bruce will review it on the Official Honk Scale and respond accordingly.

🦋  Received. Bruce is reviewing your submission.
He has read it. He has feelings about it. A response will follow in the order grievances were received. Estimated wait: less time than a SeaBus delay.
Bruce The Goose
Bruce The Goose™
Director of Civic Grievances
"Select the nature of your grievance above and Bruce will weigh in accordingly. He has opinions about every category. Some more than others."
Awaiting submission PENDING
Section II

Find Bruce at These Retailers

Bruce has been sighted in the wild. These establishments have been goose-approved to carry the merch. Visit them. Tell them Bruce sent you. He didn't, but say it anyway.

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Shipyards Night Market
North Vancouver, BC

Bruce's home turf. The Lonsdale Quay waterfront. He was spotted here first and considers it his jurisdiction.

Seasonal — Summer 2026
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Junction Market
Vancouver, BC — Granville Square

Downtown waterfront. FIFA World Cup weeks June 18–20 and June 24–26. Bruce will be present. Bring your grievances.

June 2026
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Retailer Inquiries
Canada-wide

We are actively placing Bruce in shops across BC and Canada. If you're a retailer, see the wholesale section below.

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Pop-ups & Events
Metro Vancouver

Bruce appears at markets, festivals, and events across Metro Vancouver. Follow @BruceTheGoose for sighting reports.

Follow for updates

More retail locations being confirmed. If you know a shop that should carry Bruce, file a tip above.
Bruce does not personally visit every shop. His likeness does the waddling.

Section III

Wholesale Inquiry

Bruce is available for wholesale through Faire. If you run a gift shop, bookstore, market stall, or any establishment that could benefit from a socially conscious Canadian goose on the shelf — this is the section for you.

Bruce The Goose™ products are stocked by independent retailers across British Columbia. We work with shops that appreciate character-driven, locally-rooted Canadian merch — the kind of thing people pick up, laugh at, and buy for five friends.

Our Faire storefront handles all wholesale ordering, terms, and minimum orders. First-time Faire buyers receive a discount on their opening order through our brand link.

"Every shop that carries Bruce is, in his words, goose-approved. He has not verified this claim but he stands behind it."

5
Active retailers
BC+
Current reach
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Goose approved
Wholesale Portal
Order Bruce
on Faire

New to Faire? First-time buyers get a discount on their opening order through our brand link — Faire handles the rest.

Open Our Faire Store ↗

Opens in a new tab — processed through Faire's wholesale platform

Net 60 payment terms on approved accounts via Faire
Free returns on your first Faire order
Low minimums — built for independent retailers
Questions? File a wholesale inquiry in Section I above and Bruce will respond with appropriate gravitas